So here's a pretty funny article I came across.
Apparently they have Elmo dolls that can learn kids' names and talk to them. Personally, I think that's pretty creepy.
Anyways, this one particular doll owned by a 2-year old named James was working perfectly. It's batteries died, and upon resurrection (didn't this kid's mom fucking read Mary Shelley?) the doll became evil and started saying "Kill James". There's a video of it on the link above, and this isn't some paranoid mother hearing things like she's playing Lucy In The Sky backwards. Elmo is actually fucking saying "Kill James".
This is either an awesome prank by someone at Mattel (or whoever) or a lesson that the dead should not be fucked with.